Can You Name that Schlong?

by Jeff McIntire-Strasburg on June 2, 2009

in Events & Contests, Nature & Conservation, Video & Media

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UPDATE: We’ve got a new Green Porno contest running… check it out.

If you’ve had dreams about Isabella Rossellini wandering through a forest of enlarged animal penises (peni?), either you need to get to the shrink quickly, or you’ve been watching Sundance Channel’s Green Porno series very regularly. If the latter’s the case, let’s see how much you’ve picked up…

Name that Schlong

Take a look at the picture above. The arrow in the picture is pointing out a specific species’ penis. Know what it is?  Name it… in the comments. Need help?  Check out the main contest post at Sundance’s SUNfiltered blog (disclosure: I’m a blogger there).

While researching animal penises should be a reward in and of itself, there’s more. I’ll give you until midnight Friday (June 5th) to submit the right answer. If you get it right, I’ll enter you in a drawing to win a Sundance gift package consisting of:

  • A KEEN bag made from recycled posters
  • A Boku journal made from recycled paper
  • A Sundance pen made from recycled materials
  • A Sundance hat made from organic cotton
  • A Sundance reusable shopping bag

So name away… and if you’re interested in upping your chances of winning, check out the other blogs running this contest (with different pictures):

(Note: Fleshbot and Essin Em both feature adult content)

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{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

Rick O! June 2, 2009 at 10:27 am

Pine Wood Snake!

Bobby B. June 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Oh, how low high art can go. I’ll pass.

russ June 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm

Must of been a very slow day!

Jeff McIntire-Strasburg June 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Aw, c’mon guys… it’s fun! Don’t have to be dead serious all the time… ;-)

Kelly June 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Pine Wood Snake- at this magnification it has the look of some hairy monster.

rk June 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm

pine wood snake!

Katie K. June 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm

I originally found this contest on GreenLAGirl and it definitely made me laugh on a bad day! Thanks!

So, I am going to guess for this one Pine Wood Snake!

Tiffany June 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Pine wood snake…not THAT looks user unfriendly.
Great blog, by the way.

Crystal June 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

it is a Pine wood snake, I believe

Brian Born June 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

A Pine Wood Snake (with wood)!

Brian Born June 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm

A pine wood snake, then.

JAMES LITTLEPAGE June 2, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Pine Wood Snake

Susan June 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm

A pine wood snake!

Robin Kilgore June 2, 2009 at 8:16 pm

That would be the Pine Wood Snake….now, that’s some scary looking “wood” !

Stephanie Powers June 2, 2009 at 8:42 pm

pine wood snake!

Mary June 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Pine Wood Snake Schlong.

shannon June 2, 2009 at 10:06 pm

why that would be the pine wood snake obviously!

Becky June 2, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Pine wood snake

Cindi June 2, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Hello! This is quite an interesting contest! I have always admired Robert Redford for his environmental
beliefs. I wrote him a letter many years ago about pollution and I actually received a hand signed letter back! According to the Sundance Channel’s Green Porn
Series, this “package” belongs to to the Pine Wood
Snake. Please enter my name in your fun prize giveaway drying. Many thanks…..Cindi

ray dorn June 3, 2009 at 1:12 am

Your Cheatin’ Heart will ‘Pine Wood Snake’ someday, if possible.

Helen June 3, 2009 at 7:36 am

pine wood snake

Lisa Palmer June 3, 2009 at 9:15 am

pinewood snake. Looks painful

Robert Stockham June 3, 2009 at 11:11 am

Pine wood Snake

laturk June 3, 2009 at 11:22 am

pine wood snake!

Amy June 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm

Pine WOOD Snake

Boo June 4, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Its a woody from a pine wood snake.

Lisa June 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm

It looks pretty scary whatever it is and whoever it belongs too. Glad I am not Mrs Snake!!!:P
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